Fw: Seenager

This was forwarded to me by CHS '43 classmate & to her by another same.

    To those over 80, we understand it perfectly.  To those younger and yet to

get that far, remember it well, it can happen to you.                Bob

 

                                         Seenager

      I just discovered my age group!  I am a Seenager. (Senior teenager)

     I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 50-60 years later.

         I don't have to go to school or work.

         I get an allowance every month.

         I have my own pad.

         I don't have a curfew.

         I have a driver's license and my own car.

         I have ID that gets me into bars and the wine store. 

I like the wine store best.

      The people I hang around with are not afraid of

getting pregnant, they aren't afraid of anything, they

have been blessed to live this long, why be afraid?

            And I don't have acne.

            Life is Good!  Also, you will feel much more intelligent

after reading this, if you are a Seenager.

        Brains of older people are slow because they know so much.

        People do not decline mentally with age, it just takes them longer to recall facts because they have more information crammed into their brains.

        Scientists believe this also makes you hard of hearing as it puts pressure on your inner ear.

        Also, older people often go to another room to get something and when they get there, they stand there wondering what they came for.

        It is NOT a memory problem, it is nature's way of making older people do more exercise.

 

                SO THERE!

 

        I have more friends I should send this to, but right now I can't remember their names.

        So, please forward this to your friends; they may be my friends, too.

 

 

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Bill Klintworth

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