Fw: Jeff Foxworthy: Funny but true !

This is very well put, and deserves the widest distribution
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From: Jim Solomon
Sent: Wednesday, July 24, 2019 3:47 PM
Subject: Fwd: Jeff Foxworthy: Funny but true !

Subject: Jeff Foxworthy: Funny but true !

He's pretty much right on. We might all take note of Jeff Foxworthy's take on the
present situation By Jeff Foxworthy
If plastic water bottles are okay, but plastic bags are banned, — you might live in
a nation (state) that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots. If you can get arrested
for hunting or fishing without a license, but not for entering and remaining in the country
illegally — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
If you have to get your parents' permission to go on a field trip or to take an aspirin in
school, but not to get an abortion — you might live in a nation that was founded by
geniuses but is run by idiots.
If you MUST show your identification to board an airplane, cash a check, buy liquor,
or check out a library book and rent a video, but not to vote for who runs the
government — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by
idiots. If the government wants to prevent stable, law-abiding citizens from owning gun
magazines that hold more than ten rounds, but gives twenty F-16 fighter jets to the
crazy new leaders in Egypt — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses
but is run by idiots.
If, in the nation's largest city, you can buy two 16-ounce sodas, but not one
24-ounce soda, because 24-ounces of a sugary drink might make you fat — you might
live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots. If an 80-year-old
woman who is confined to a wheelchair or a three-year-old girl can be strip-searched
by the TSA at the airport, but a woman in a burka or a hijab is only subject to having her
neck and head searched — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is
run by idiots.
If your government believes that the best way to eradicate trillions of dollars of debt
is to spend trillions more — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is
run by idiots. If a seven-year-old boy can be thrown out of school for saying his teacher
is "cute" but hosting a sexual exploration or diversity class in grade school is perfectly
acceptable — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
If hard work and success are met with higher taxes and more government regulation
and intrusion while not working is rewarded with Food Stamps, WIC checks, Medicaid
benefits, subsidized housing, and free cell phones — you might live in a nation that was
founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
If you pay your mortgage faithfully, denying yourself the newest big-screen TV, while
your neighbor buys iPhones, time shares, a wall-sized do-it-all plasma screen TV and new
cars, and the government forgives his debt when he defaults on his mortgage — you might
live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots. If being stripped of your
Constitutional right to defend yourself makes you more "safe" according to the government —
you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

THINK BEFORE YOU VOTE IN ALL UPCOMING ELECTIONS. MOST OF
THE IDIOTS RUNNING THIS COUNTRY SAY ONE THING AND DO THE
OPPOSITE KNOWING THAT THE PEOPLE WHO VOTED THEM IN DO NOT
PAY ATTENTION
LET'S SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT!!!
IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.
IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.
IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.
IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED. IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE
BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.
IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE
SEALED.
IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.
IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET ……. !!! A JOB, A DRIVERS LICENSE, SOCIAL
SECURITY CARD, WELFARE, FOOD STAMPS, CREDIT CARDS, SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
FREE EDUCATION, FREE HEALTH CARE, A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC
DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST
THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT AND, IN MANY INSTANCES, YOU CAN VOTE.

I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION !!! PLEASE KEEP THIS
GOING!!! ......
FORWARD TO ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY IT'S TIME TO WAKE UP MERICA !!!!!!!!!!!!