Fw: First Class

Received from CHS '43 classmate forwarded. Changed format to 'Plain Text' for
space and clarity.

Begin forwarded message:
From: Ann Walden

A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO WASHINGTON DC, WHEN DEMOCRAT
OCASIO CORTEZ IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE
FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN. THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT
WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET. OZ REPLIES,
"I'M A DEMOCRAT, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M SOCIALIST, I'M GOING TO DC
AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS
THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A DEMOCRAT BIMBO
SITTING IN FIRST CLASS, THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY AND WON'T
MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.
THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO CORTEZ AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN
THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO
LEAVE AND RETURN TO ECONOMY. CORTEZ REPLIES, "I'M A
DEMOCRAT, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M SOCIALIST, I'M GOING TO DC AND I'M
STAYING RIGHT HERE."
THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD
HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THE
FUTURE CONGRESSWOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON.
THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A DEMOCRAT SOCIALIST? I'LL
HANDLE THIS, I'M MARRIED TO A LIBERAL. I SPEAK SOCIALIST." HE
GOES BACK TO THE DEMOCRAT AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND
SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M SORRY." AND GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER
SEAT IN ECONOMY.
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED
HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS. "I TOLD
HER, 'FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO DC."
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