This one caught my eye this afternoon and seemed just too
good to let go by.
GYNECOLOGIST WHO BECAME A MECHANIC
From the 'GUSHER' March 2019 -- 41st year, Pg. 13
A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance
and HMO paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another
career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to
become a mechanic.
He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening
classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could. When the
time of the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared
carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill.
When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had
obtained a score of 150%.
Fearing an error, he called the instructor, sying, "I don't want
to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder
if there is an error in the grade?" The instructor said: "During
the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth
50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again
perfectly, which was also worth 50% of th mark."
After a pause, the instructor added: "I gave you an extra
50% because you did it all through the muffler, which I've
never seen done in my entire carrer".
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