Fw: The Fence Test

    Forwarded to me by a member of CHS '49.  Seems to 'hit the nail dead

center'.  Thought you would enjoy a laugh at the truth.                    Bob

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THIS, is straightforward country thinking.

by Jeff Foxworthy

        Which side of the fence?  
        If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!
         If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
         If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
         If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
         If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
         If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
         If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
         If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
         If a Democrat is down-and-out he wonders who is going to take care of him.
         If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
         A Democrat demands that those they don't like be shut down.
         If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
         A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
         If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
         If a Democrat decides he needs health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his.
         If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
         A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended."
  
        Well, I forwarded it.