Fw: 10 Commandments to the Jews

HOW MOSES GOT THE 10 COMMANDMENTS

(Received by Email 2008/04/22 from Bob Vassar)

One day GOD went to the Arabs and said: "I have some commandments for
you that will make your lives better"

The Arabs asked: "What are Commandments?" The Lord said: "They are
rules for living" Arabs asked: "Can you give us an example?"..."Thou shall not kill".
"Not kill? We're not interested".

So HE went to the Blacks and said: "I have some Commandments". The
Blacks wanted an example, and the LORD said: "Honor thy Father and Mother".
"Father? We don't know who our fathers are. We're not interested"

Then HE went to the Mexicans and said: "I have some Commandments".
The Mexicans also wanted and example, and he LORD said: "Thou shall not
steal". "Not steal? We're not interested".

Then HE went to the French and said: "I have some commandments".
The french also wanted and example and the LORD said: "Thou shall not
commit adultery". "Not commit adultery? We're not interested".

Finally HE went to the Jews and said: "I have some commandments."
"Commandments?" They said, "How much are they?" "They're free".
"We'll take 10".



"There, that should about offend just about everybody"